A white kitchen towel with a vintage guest check design in green and the words, The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does.
A white kitchen towel with a vintage guest check design in green and the words, The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does.

The only problem with dancing - guest ticket tea, bar and kitchen towel LG

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The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does...ย  gotta have this PSA around!

Get ready for a retro rewind on the charm of vintage paper with a new collection of kitchen and bar towels, honoring the coffee-soaked magic of a small diner.ย ย 

Remember these scribbled guest checks, drowned in coffee stains, and thrown on the table amid the din of diner chatter? As a nostalgic nod to those late-night caffeine-fueled huddles with friends, whispering grand schemes between fits of laughter - I am giving them a fresh update of funny, punny and trending messages.

Made from a blend of linen and cotton, these high-quality towels are a must-have for any bar space, diner date, new apartment, kitchen or hosted space. They make great gifts too!

Buy two, get the third at 50% off - discount automatically applied in cart.

From empty nests to new grills, we've got a towel for every occasion. Want to add your own touch or location?ย Customize here!

Each towel is made from 100% cotton and unfolds to a generous 24 x 36 inches. Lint-free and full of fun, these towels are sure to add some humor to your everyday chores. Just remember to gently wash and dry them, and iron on the back if needed, to protect the vinyl design.

  • *Designed to be hung vertically
  • *Measures a full 24x36 when unfolded
  • *Lint-free, absorbent, 100% cotton blend

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JackieH
Cute gifts from a darling business

I found some of these towels in a cute shop in Durham. I contacted the business owner to get a few more for gifts...she was wonderful to work with, and I got my order quickly. It was awesome to find my sense of humor printed on the gifts :) I will be back when I need some more!