Name: sarcasm...because murder is expensive - zip money bag
Brand: Pretty Clever Words
Price: 18.0 USD
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sarcasm...because murder is expensive - zip money bag - Pretty Clever Words

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sarcasm...because murder charges are expensive.. truth.

and you will want to send your message while carrying your random useful things in this rustic canvas zip bag, designed for snarky-on-the-go.

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and measuring either 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) OR 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - you can corral your smartphone, ID, credit cards and cash - or just dump in your wallet (along with beauty essentials!) for the dash out the door.

meant to be used on its own or tucked into a tote, casual with jeans or very surprising when going dressy, it will travel from day to night.

each scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. this can also be made as a TOTE BAG - see options in the drop-down selection menu!

if you see a favorite quote on another pretty clever product, or you have your own - contact me for a CUSTOM bag.

sarcasm is how we hug!

Most Pretty Clever items are made on demand. Creation and turnaround time for all items is usually 2-5 days, and your item will ship upon completion. If you have a specific date by which you need your item, please message us first, to make sure we can meet it.

the checkout page will have all shipping options available for you, including expedited shipping.

all orders with a total of $40+ will automatically ship free at economy rates, which is usually 5-7 days. You can choose a paid shipping option if you need it faster.

see 'store policies' in the home page menu for return and refund info.

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our collections are inspired by and for fierce, focused, funny and determined women - plus the loving humans surrounding us.

Whether you seek words that are funny, punny, inspirational or just a little sarcastic, you will find your words in our items!

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LOVE! So happy with my purchase :)

I am so excited to gift this bag to a friend this holiday season! It is perfect, came neatly packaged quickly in the mail, and I know it will make my friend smile. Thank you so much for sharing your art with us! High recommend purchasing from Pretty Clever Words for all your holiday, birthday, and "just-because" gifting needs!

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In My defense

These Canvas bags are so well made and the clever sayings make them wonderful for gift giving no matter the occasion.

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